The Quixotic Jedi

I’m early this week.  Here’s my submission for this week’s writing assignment.  It’s due by midnight on the 14th, so you still have time to get your submission in.  Here’s the link to the instructions for this assignment.

Addiction
Hyde:  Ok doc, the formula’s ready.  Toss it off and let’s bounce.
Jekyll:  It’s not ready yet.
Hyde:  WTF, man!  [...]

Check it:  This post is being written from my brandy-new (somewhat) high speed internet connection.  My very own.  No more pirating my neighbor’s wi-fi.  No more waiting forever for pages to load.  No more losing blog posts because I lost the wi-fi connection.  If this isn’t awesomeness, I’m not sure what is.
The internet guy was [...]

I’m going to make this quick.  I’m sitting outside of a closed coffee shop in a semi-seedy part of Baltimore, about 6 blocks from my hotel.  Yay free wi-fi.
The O’s won tonight, Pie (pronounced pee-YAY) hit for the cycle (single, double, triple, home run).  It was a pretty good game.  This is the third year [...]

A Day in the Life of My Dog
(from his perspective)
6:52 AM:  I have to pee.  I have to pee.  I have to pee.
6:55 AM:  I HAVE TO PEE.  WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP I HAVE TO PEEEEEEEE.
7:00 AM:  I have to pee.  I have to pee.  I have to pee.  I’m peeing.  I’m [...]

Apologies for the lack of refreshed content yesterday, dear reader.  I’m starting to wonder exactly how way off my energy has been for the past week or so.  I did, in fact, put a post together late last night (as is my wont), but lost it due to technical difficulties.
Said technical difficulties involved both my [...]

F*ck a bunch of bullsh*t, dear reader:  I’m an expert procrastinator.
As any good for-tomorrow-er knows, justification and rationalization are indispensable tools in this art.  They need to be sharp and clean at all times if one is going to push things off successfully.
To wit:  I’ve known the subject of this week’s writing assignment [...]

I can think of probably fifteen different things to blog about tonight, but only about two sentences for each.  I suppose, therefore, that you’ll have to pardon any disjointedness that may follow, dear reader.
Remember last Wednesday’s post?  The Weekly Writing Assignment (#1)?  Well check out who happens to be one of this week’s finalists:  none [...]