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I’m a fuckin’ ninja

Yet Another Reason Why eHarmony Sucks

August 6, 2009

Dear eHarmony, Blow me, you fat ugly bag of worthless money-sucking and time wasting boring profiles. Your website sucks.  And I’m not just talking about the bullshit “people” you “match” me with after I’ve logged in.  I’m talking about the rest of the site.  You know – the only parts that I can see right [...]

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On Being a Ninja at Work

May 27, 2009

I’m a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.  And I’m winning.  Because I know all kinds of crazy one-legged martial arts.  I’m a fuckin’ ninja.  You can’t touch this, as MC Hammer once said.  Heck, maybe he still does – I wouldn’t know ’cause I sure as hell don’t follow him on Twitter. Things are [...]

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