The Quixotic Jedi

It’s now seven past midnight. I’ve been up ’til 1AM for the past several nights and haven’t been very good about making it to work on time (8:30AM). So, while this won’t be all that short, my actual intellectual contribution to today’s post will be.
Ef a bunch of BS, I ordered the internet [...]

Dear eHarmony,
Blow me, you fat ugly bag of worthless money-sucking and time wasting boring profiles.
Your website sucks.  And I’m not just talking about the bullshit “people” you “match” me with after I’ve logged in.  I’m talking about the rest of the site.  You know – the only parts that I can see right now [...]

Big Words and Long Sentences
I think the my last few posts have been kind of crappy – but what the hell, people have been reading them. 
One of the girls with whom I was emailing on eHarmony (no, I’m not a complete internet dating failure) asked me if I was “verbose”.  I know she has [...]

The only thing that has thusfar kept me from putting my fist through my screen in an attempt to cause great pain to eHarmony has been the fact that – aside from my education and car – my laptop is the most expensive thing I own.  Not, I repeat: not because I know that eHarmony [...]