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eHarmony

Even More Internet Dating

December 6, 2010

Once upon a time, dear reader, I was an internet dating website addict.  I used to come home from work, turn on my computer and open up Internet Explorer.  My home pages were Yahoo! Personals, OkCupid, PlentyofFish, and eHarmony.  (Hell, I might have even had my IE in my startup folder.)  Then I’d spend the [...]

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A Few Quick Things…

August 13, 2009

It’s now seven past midnight. I’ve been up ’til 1AM for the past several nights and haven’t been very good about making it to work on time (8:30AM). So, while this won’t be all that short, my actual intellectual contribution to today’s post will be. Ef a bunch of BS, I ordered the internet today [...]

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Yet Another Reason Why eHarmony Sucks

August 6, 2009

Dear eHarmony, Blow me, you fat ugly bag of worthless money-sucking and time wasting boring profiles. Your website sucks.  And I’m not just talking about the bullshit “people” you “match” me with after I’ve logged in.  I’m talking about the rest of the site.  You know – the only parts that I can see right [...]

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On Verbosity and Busy Days

April 4, 2009

Big Words and Long Sentences I think the my last few posts have been kind of crappy – but what the hell, people have been reading them.  One of the girls with whom I was emailing on eHarmony (no, I’m not a complete internet dating failure) asked me if I was “verbose”.  I know she [...]

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Death to eHarmony

March 21, 2009

The only thing that has thusfar kept me from putting my fist through my screen in an attempt to cause great pain to eHarmony has been the fact that – aside from my education and car – my laptop is the most expensive thing I own.  Not, I repeat: not because I know that eHarmony [...]

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