The Quixotic Jedi

My sister Katie (who always remembers to bring the awesomeness) suggested today that I post some more stuff about internet dating.  I think she’s probably looking for a funny-ish rant along the lines of “Yet Another Reason Why eHarmony Sucks“, but I don’t know if I have something like that in me tonight.
At this [...]

It’s now seven past midnight. I’ve been up ’til 1AM for the past several nights and haven’t been very good about making it to work on time (8:30AM). So, while this won’t be all that short, my actual intellectual contribution to today’s post will be.
Ef a bunch of BS, I ordered the internet [...]

Dear eHarmony,
Blow me, you fat ugly bag of worthless money-sucking and time wasting boring profiles.
Your website sucks.  And I’m not just talking about the bullshit “people” you “match” me with after I’ve logged in.  I’m talking about the rest of the site.  You know – the only parts that I can see right now [...]

The only thing that has thusfar kept me from putting my fist through my screen in an attempt to cause great pain to eHarmony has been the fact that – aside from my education and car – my laptop is the most expensive thing I own.  Not, I repeat: not because I know that eHarmony [...]