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Spotted Hyenas

June 17, 2010

> Subject: Christmas This Year > Date: Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:25:56 -0400 > From: [Ted's Work Email] > To: [Mom's Work Email] > > > > Dear Mom, > > > > If you’re planning to get me socks for Christmas this year, that will be fine. I love it when you get me [...]

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Faith for Christmas

April 30, 2009

Dear Santa, After much deliberation, list-making and sundry other things I’d rather not discuss in public, I’ve completed my Christmas List for this year.  I’m sure your jolly round ass will be happy to learn that there’s only one item on it. Faith. Yes, Santa baby, all I want for Christmas this year is faith.  [...]

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