No, I haven’t finally figured out how to post photos. Below is Scott’s first guest-post. At his request, I’ve corrected some spelling and punctuation – otherwise, it’s directly from Scott’s keyboard to your eyes:
Ok so I’m going to rant this is my first maybe my last rant on this here blog. Why do I get to rant here ‘cause I asked. Sure Ted was in the woods with me and my new razor sharp knife when I asked but I’m sure he would have said yes anyway. That’s what friends are for.
“I’m so fat” yes these three words bring my blood to a slow boil. I hear it all the time from women yes lots of times beautiful women but when I hear “I’m so fat” a lot of that beauty goes out the window. I know the most appropriate response is “no you’re not”, but when I was a little younger and a lot bolder my response was “ya you are” if only in an attempt to stop this behavior.
So you’re fat big deal change it or get over it. And news flash not everyone likes a skinny chick sure if you let the brain washing that goes on on tv do its job all girls should be skinny blond and have a fake orange tan. Which to me is gross. It’s only a meat suit people (yes my meat’s made of veggies). Not everyone likes what’s protrayed as sexy I for one like a woman. I like curves and for the most part curves don’t come with the body of one who strives to look like a 13 year old boy. Sure I know guys who like em real skinny disgustingly so in my eyes and I know guys who like em real big. Me I like em all but prefer curves. So no matter what you look like rock it. ‘Cause all women can be sexy but confidence is a true trademark of a real woman. So when you say I’m fat ur giving up a 1000 sexy points.
I myself have been 135 pounds and 240 pounds and always found someone to love me, but it was more important for me to realize it’s a meat suit I wear for a little while and that’s it, as long as I like me.
And what the hell is with all this plastic surgery the hand of God is steady and true maybe ur supposed to look like that. I’ve never looked at a woman and said hey she should put some plastic in that chest and I’d like her more, not once. I like women real women. Never said “maybe if she pulled the skin on her face real tight and her eyeballs where jumping outta her skull” nope it ain’t me and if someone needs you to do that find someone else they are out there.
You ever see seemingly mismatched couples walking down the street, “I know everyday”. Holy shit maybe she likes large men with pony tales or maybe he likes girls with bad teeth and I dig it, every ship has got multiple docks go pull into your fucking happy harbor.
If anything I have said offended you deal with it. Unless you want to talk about it over some veggies then give me a call. We are all fucking snowflakes deal with it but we are all made of the same fucking snow.
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