From the monthly archives:

December 2009

Blogging Time Warp

December 24, 2009

Ok, so I totally scheduled a post for yesterday, but for some reason my dashboard is telling me “Missed Deadline”.  So you’ll get two posts for the price of one today, dear reader.  And considering that the price is free, that sounds like a pretty good deal to me.  The post following this one was [...]

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When I Grow Up…

December 22, 2009

I definitely have some things to say, but not enough time in which to say them.  I’m back to work today (Tuesday) for my last three work-days of 2009, and I want to be in at 8:30 so I’m off to bed now. So let’s go with this for today: What do you want to [...]

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Sometimes Things Are Painfully Mundane

December 17, 2009

Well, back to work today and it seemed like everyone in the office just couldn’t wait for my return.  I swear, I think EVERYBODY wanted something from me today.  I suppose it speaks well to my job security, but what a pain in the ass. Back to the grind.  Whatever.  I’m off on Monday, bitches. [...]

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Vacation Days and Moments of Realization

December 16, 2009

Today marks the end of my first vacation of 2009, dear reader.  I’ve been distinctly and decidedly not-at-work for the past five days.  Oh, I’ve been checking my emails (and even responding here and there), but I have given ZERO thought to work and what’s going on thereat.  I had a call with a buddy [...]

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What’s Been Up

December 15, 2009

Well I told you once let me tell you again I never ever wanted to be your best friend All I really wanted to do is get to know you All I really wanted to do is get to know you Well I told you once let me tell you again I never ever wanted [...]

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Headshrinking/Heartshrinking

December 10, 2009

Know what I’m wondering, dear reader?  I’m wondering if I’m getting too comfortable in my singlehood.  That maybe I’m actually afraid of trying to date again. I’ve been on a total hiatus from dating for quite a while now.  Months ago, I realized that I was completely obsessed with internet dating:  I’d come home and [...]

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Weekend Review

December 8, 2009

This weekend turned out to be a pretty good one, even though it was short and despite my best efforts to the contrary.  I planned to get up early on Saturday to go hiking, but didn’t get out of bed until around 2PM.  That gave me enough time to get my laundry done, play some [...]

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Chaos Within Routine

December 5, 2009

…or routine within chaos?  Rather ouroborean, isn’t it, dear reader? Once upon a time, I was a bartender.  I lived in chaos:  my surroundings were ever-changing.  New people, different drinks, new and old and different conversations.  People fought.  People fell in love.  Hell – I fought, I fell in love. But despite the ever-changing nature [...]

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We Interrupt the Boringness…

December 2, 2009

Yes, yes, I know, dear reader: post quality has been abhorrently low lately.  I have no excuse except maybe to say that I’ve just not been feeling all that interesting lately.  So before I go on with my uninterestingness, a question: Have you seen in your travels (on the interwebz) any websites similar to the [...]

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F*cken Animal Time Again

December 1, 2009

I feel good, dear reader.  Oh boy, do I feel good.  I just burned through the rest of that website copy in two hours; the time absolutely flew by and man! was I thorough.  Now we wait to see what kind of problems come back with my phraseology. The rent check is sitting on my [...]

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