Facebook and Balance in the Universe

November 10, 2009 · 5 comments

I’ve been giggling my ass off all night long.  And I’ve got Bob Marley playing on the stereo right now.

No, dear reader, I’m not pulling tubes in my apartment.  I’ve been having a great time on facebook with my buddy Matt Helmick (@IntegralHack on Twitter), and for whatever reason, I can’t blog to Marley.  I have no idea why, but my thoughts just don’t stay on track when he’s in the background.  I know these CDs back-to-front, so one would think it would be as meditative for me as anything else, but it’s just not.

Anyway, Matt and I bumped into one another via the yoga circles on Twitter.  After spending some time slinging 140 character one-liners back and forth, he found me on facebook.  And facebook’s functionality has definitely trumped Twitter as far as cross-country friendship-building possibilities go.

So yeah, before this gets to be sounding too gay – frig, I lost my train of thought again.  Damn you, Bob.

Oh yeah:  Matt and I have three fellow mateys on facebook (read: three friends in common – I view facebook in English (Pirate), so I don’t see things quite like you do):  Andrei Codrescu, Liz Wilhite and Jennilyn Carson.  Jennilyn came first – she also travels in the Twitter yoga circles as @yogadork; her blog is on my blogroll (down and to the right).

Andrei is some author for the New York Times or some such publication for The Man – I don’t remember.  I think Matt, Liz and I were going back and forth in Matt’s facebook comments about something Andrei wrote – so I friended him and passed his link along to them.  Liz and Matt are friends IRL, I think.  Somewhere in there, I friended Liz as well – her comments and status updates are dry and witty and totally fits her url slug “Satirica”.  Awesome.  I just noticed that.

I’ve been meaning to ask Liz for a cake recipe or two.

This evening, Matt’s sister Wendi posted a comment in the thread that Liz and I were in.  I chanced to mention to Matt that Wendi is H4WT, and he suggested a sister-swap.  Being ever the gentleman and protective brother I am, I of course declined, but said that I would certainly friend-suggest my favorite sister Katie (who always brings the awesomeness) to him, that we might have more fellow mateys.  Which I did.

And to my surprise, Matt also suggested Wendi as a possible swashbucklin’ matey fer me!  Will wonders never cease.  I am continually astounded at the bounteous synchronicity of this Universe.  It’s honestly a wonder that I’m still agnostic.

So if everything works as the Universe seems to have planned – totally independent of any meddling on our parts – Matt and I will, sometime in the near future, have 5 fellow mateys.  Oh frabjous day, caloo calay!

KATIE IF YOU DON’T FRIEND MATT I’M GOING TO SET YOUR CAR ON FIRE *AFTER* I COVER IT IN BOLOGNA.

Seriously.  I know you’re logged in to facebook right now.  JUST DO IT.

Stupid reggae.  Where was I?  Huh.  I totally lost my train of thought.  Again.

In any case, I’m off to bed now, to lay my head a-rest on that sweet pillow of balance in the Universe – the pillowcase being gratitude, of course.


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TweeBubblyKlutz November 10, 2009 at 04:48

As in Andrei Codrescu, writer, of Romanian descent, living in New Orleans, who has unfortunately quit his weekly column in a lovely little Romanian cultural paper that us natives call ‘Dilema Veche’, aka ‘The Old Dilemma’? I’m positively giddy. The world gets smaller and smaller each and every day – in a good way. OK, back to the post now, yay!

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TweeBubblyKlutz November 10, 2009 at 04:56

Also, don’t be mad, but are you absolutely sure you hadn’t smoked anything other than the usual Marlboro/ Camel/ Lucky Strike? Asks the girl who was advised by her supervisor to stop torturing colleagues with her love for Josh Groban songs.

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Katie November 10, 2009 at 08:59

Well that was a lot of pressure! I feel like I was being tested to see if I read your blog today! Well I did, and I was logged on to FB and I already accepted Matt’s friend request! WHO BRINGS THE AWESOMENESS?!?!?!?! Love you, happy almost birthday!

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Brian November 10, 2009 at 10:22

That was quite a post Ted. You’re quite gay when your giddy and not stoned while listening to Bob Marley. Must be the leftover resin stuck to the braincells that didn’t get killed.

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Being Samiantha November 10, 2009 at 12:03

I could have sworn you were stoned. I get like that when i’ve had sugar.

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