Cats Are People Too

September 9, 2009 · 2 comments

You know that real deep and gravelly satan-voice that DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince used for Freddy Krueger in their song “Nightmare on My Street“?  I’m specifically thinking about the part at the end where Freddy goes “I’m your DJ now, Princey…”

Well, when I got home last night, as I was complaining to LailaJo (Christine’s cat) about all the feelings that got stirred up by yesterday’s post and the comments thereto, she sat there (on the rug) patiently looking at me.  I stopped ranting when I noticed that she was just straight-up staring at me.  Then – and I swear to god this is true – she looks me right in the eye and says to me in that Freddy Krueger voice:

“I’m all the pussy you need, Ted.”

I’m tellin’ ya, it was REAL creepy.

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BRIAN September 10, 2009 at 09:08

I had a friend named Richard that said basically the same thing to me once.


Scott September 10, 2009 at 11:28

You might want to shave her


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