Time for an Overhaul

August 18, 2009 · 2 comments

I think about having sex a lot.  Not always with your sister, but often.  I sometimes think about having sex with girls who are only-children too (by which I mean no siblings), so the your-sister-thing really can’t be called a proper fetish.  Fishnets and stilettos, maybe.  I would think adding leather corsets into the mix probably crosses that line.  Asians, red hair, black hair, glasses, muscles, intellect – all of these can be fetishes in themselves, so I think I qualify as ‘normal’ by default.  I.e. I’m uncategorizeable by the things to which I’m attracted.

I woke up this morning with some nasty knots in my shoulders and a prevailing thought was that I need to get laid.  It’s been a while.  This thought proceeded to take me into the realm of casual sex dating sites.  I backed out of that for a minute and went to massage (sans hand-release – what kind of weirdo do you think I am?).  I backed out of that one, too.  I’m thinking more yoga.

If yoga doesn’t work (even though I’m sure it will), maybe I’ll get a massage.  The good lord knows I always have knots in my shoulders; I consider them almost a badge of honor.  I won’t deny, though, that I could probably use a massage – kind of like a good cleaning of one’s car – using rubbing compound (no pun, sicko) – where necessary, followed by a coat of wax.  And then, of course, regular washing and waxing for maintenance purposes.

I guess what I’m saying is that I need an overhaul in my physical-energy body relations.

Don’t get me wrong:  I’d certainly dig getting laid as soon as possible; I’m just not sure that casual sex is the panacea my sick mind is cracking it up to be.  The few casual sex relationships I’ve had in these 32 years have really been all-but fulfilling.

Yes.  Definitely more yoga.  And maybe some more new age stuff in my life.

I’m taking vacation days on Thursday and Friday.  I think it’s also time to do some hardcore junk removal from my apartment and spend some time tinkering with this site.  I’ve been thinking about a new theme – by which I mean the overall template for the blog – any suggestions?

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BRIAN August 18, 2009 at 09:52

I don’t know of any new themes but you could certainly move away from talking about massaging yourself. Thats not what I want to read about first thing in the morning.


Being Samiantha August 18, 2009 at 12:02

hahahahah the first two lines made me laugh while having my morning coffee!!!

If you can find someone to meet your short term needs and have no drama, you only call for a purpose, then I say go for it.

otherwise, ya, yoga.


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