Good Excuse For No Post Today

July 30, 2009 · 2 comments

Ok, so I totally had a bigtime blog post planned for today, but I live in New Jersey.  Seeing as how I don’t have a tv, crappy tribal tattoos, or some sort of non-natural tan, I’m required by the culture to deal with certain amounts of drama from time to time.  All in all, I suppose it could be worse.  I could actually have drama in my life – which I don’t.

In this particular case, the extremely drunk semi-ex-girlfriend of one of my closest friends will be sleeping on my floor (with her cat) tonight.  They’ve been fighting for a while now, so the breakup was pretty much inevitable – predestined, if you will. 

Needless to say, she’s been on the phone with him all night.  Yay drama.  Did I mention that they’re both drunk?

There are a couple of nice things about situations like this one:

#1, they don’t happen very often.  As I am drama-free, I’m also inexperienced therein, so it’s unusual for the Garden State to call upon me for such duties.  And yes, I have to do this even though I’m not registered to vote.  I have absolutely no idea how they find me.

#2, I’m allowed to say right up front (and all the way through) that “this is a one-time deal”.  Meaning, I don’t plan on being caught in this particular type of drama a second time.  Fool me once, shame on you (like tonight) – fool me twice, shame on me. 

So anyway, there’s my excuse.

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

Tomers July 31, 2009 at 09:05

You may have stumbled on a great theme for a blog – excuses for why you were unable to post a blog entry!


Dude August 1, 2009 at 01:40

#3, teh kitteh!


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