Ok, so I totally had a bigtime blog post planned for today, but I live in New Jersey. Seeing as how I don’t have a tv, crappy tribal tattoos, or some sort of non-natural tan, I’m required by the culture to deal with certain amounts of drama from time to time. All in all, I suppose it could be worse. I could actually have drama in my life – which I don’t.
In this particular case, the extremely drunk semi-ex-girlfriend of one of my closest friends will be sleeping on my floor (with her cat) tonight. They’ve been fighting for a while now, so the breakup was pretty much inevitable – predestined, if you will.
Needless to say, she’s been on the phone with him all night. Yay drama. Did I mention that they’re both drunk?
There are a couple of nice things about situations like this one:
#1, they don’t happen very often. As I am drama-free, I’m also inexperienced therein, so it’s unusual for the Garden State to call upon me for such duties. And yes, I have to do this even though I’m not registered to vote. I have absolutely no idea how they find me.
#2, I’m allowed to say right up front (and all the way through) that “this is a one-time deal”. Meaning, I don’t plan on being caught in this particular type of drama a second time. Fool me once, shame on you (like tonight) – fool me twice, shame on me.
So anyway, there’s my excuse.