“I know it when I see it,” as one famous Supreme Court Justice once said. At least, I think that’s where the quote is from – I certainly don’t think I heard it from my parents.
This post is mainly an experiment. I’m hoping it’s a reader-friendly experiment. Part of it is effing with the Google AdSense code I’ve got embedded in that sidebar on the far right. It picks up on keywords and matches them to ads on file that (theoretically) have something to do with what this post is about. I doubt however, that “effing with AdSense” is among the keywords it’s going to pick up. So we’ll see what the sidebar picks up.
I’m not going to talk about hot, steamy, sultry sex videos and intense sessions of self-pleasuring in this post, so if that’s what you’re looking for…maybe check out the ads (if they’re there). Given that this post is part of the main page that has other keywords on it – specifically relating to internet dating and divorce, it may make for some interesting ads. “Cheat on your wife with hot MILFs in your neighborhood” is what I’m guessing. But heck, I’m not the Google machine, so what do I know.
So, yeah: porn. Internet porn, glossy magazine porn, rentable video porn – I’m racking my brain here, dear reader, but I’m not coming up with a whole lot of good pornographic examples. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy a little bit here and there – but I can’t say that I’m much of an expert.
You want to know something funny? My sister’s probably reading this at work. I’m guessing that she’s giving some serious thought to vomiting in the garbage can near her feet. ;-)
Ooh: vomit porn, garbage porn, and foot porn. Those are all fetishes right? Pee-porn? Does that count, or do they have a sexier word for it?
Jeez, I hope I’m not offending my demographic. I know some of you are pretty sick – I guess we’ll see what the comments say today. I’d always imagined my “dear reader” as more of a high-class lunatic – kind of a budding, nubile serial killer who’s maybe a bit shy in real life. Anyone? Bueller?
Oh, well, that’s what I get for expecting the screen of an unpublished post to talk back to me. Just kidding. Maybe.
Serial-killer porn? Yeah, yeah, I’m sure there’s budding nubile porn out there – I think that’s called kiddie porn. And if you’re into that, well, maybe keep it to yourself. Yuck. And maybe consider doing what the nutjob did to himself at the end of The Professor and the Madman. “I’m just sayin’,” to quote the kids these days.
Great book, by the way. Has anybody read it? It comes highly recommended by yours truly, dear reader.
Anyway, that’s enough from me for this evening. Call me repressed, but I just don’t feel like writing too much about porn this evening. Like I said, this is mostly an experiment anyway.
That said, if you drop me ten bucks in the PayPal donations can up at the top right, I’ll send you some info on a surefire way to enlarge your penis and maybe start satisfying that MILF next door.
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{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }
It seems to me that you’ve really run out of things to talk about. I want to hear more about serial-killer porn. I’m not sure if your experiment worked. The only ad I saw was one that said “may we pray for you?” I usually don’t pay much attention to the ads. I would expect to see an ad with some boobies but I guess the praying for me ad makes sense. Pornography is a sin right?
the google ad to the right of my screen says “Solar Energy Charity… Helping relieve poverty though the provision of solar energy. Join us” And i did not mispell “through” it actually says “though”.
I definitely thought about using the garbage can there for a second, and I believe pee porn is golden shower porn…
I tried golden shower porn on this girl once but I drank so many beers before hand my that my pee was clear. It still counts though right???
For the record. It was President Reagan’s Attorney General Ed Meese that said the quote. “I know it when I see it.”
I don’t think your target demographic, whatever that may be. Would not be offended by porn, they probably have alot more of it on their harddrives than they will ever admit to.