Hearken unto me, dear reader:
My wi-fi died last night at about 1AM – or rather, my connection to my neighbor’s wireless router was on the fritz – so I wasn’t able to put a post together for today. I left work at about 11PM and was exhausted anyway, so I took the malfunction as a sign from the goddess to get my skinny white ass to bed. She was kind to me in my dreams, though I don’t remember them.
So please accept my semi-humble apologies. This doesn’t happen often (maybe twice in this calendar year), so I hope you’ll forgive me my dereliction, dear reader.
Please feel free to guest blog in the comments section – I’m sure Vegan Success Story Scott and possibly even the ever-inappropriate Brian will have something to say.
Tomorrow’s post: “Yahoo! Personals Blows”, by request from Tomers.