No Post Today

June 3, 2009 · 15 comments

Hearken unto me, dear reader: 

My wi-fi died last night at about 1AM – or rather, my connection to my neighbor’s wireless router was on the fritz – so I wasn’t able to put a post together for today.  I left work at about 11PM and was exhausted anyway, so I took the malfunction as a sign from the goddess to get my skinny white ass to bed.  She was kind to me in my dreams, though I don’t remember them.

So please accept my semi-humble apologies.  This doesn’t happen often (maybe twice in this calendar year), so I hope you’ll forgive me my dereliction, dear reader.

Please feel free to guest blog in the comments section – I’m sure Vegan Success Story Scott and possibly even the ever-inappropriate Brian will have something to say.

Tomorrow’s post: “Yahoo! Personals Blows”, by request from Tomers.

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Scott June 3, 2009 at 11:05

No post yikes its a sad day I might have to actually get things done at work today. Any one got a topic they would like to talk about or maybe we could do a reader survey. Just basics name,age,job,location,religion and anything else just to see what kind of people tune in.


Scott June 3, 2009 at 11:09

Plus if anyones got any questions on how to be a Vegan Success Story let me know.


Being Samiantha June 3, 2009 at 11:25

Reader survey,

Me: Samiantha, 37, single, female, wrote the test for Mensa, passed, will not join the group.
Job: Accounts Payable in the fashion industry
Location: Vancouver BC
Religion: Currently exploring faith
(raised Catholic, never practiced)
Found this blog through TNR(The Naked Redhead)


Darth Traya June 3, 2009 at 11:26

A vegan success story would be the person who realizes that humans are omnivores and resumes eating meat.

So you are looking for demographics? Why do I feel the invisible hand of marketing at work?

Name: Darth Traya. Age: 40 damn years old. Location: Washington, DC Religion: Lutheran

Additional notes: Gun owner, registered concealed weapons permit. Fashionista and very good baker and pretty good cook.


Scott June 3, 2009 at 11:33

Me: Scott,male,married,male
Job:Security-Account Manager
Religion: Pagan/Anything that feels write


BRIAN June 3, 2009 at 11:33

I would like to see some topless pics of some of quixotics regular readers. Men or women I don’t really care. I know this might be an inappropriate request but what do you expect. I sure do look forward to tomorrow’s post. I was on Yahoo personal for a while (I guess I still am on it) and I didn’t get blown once. That really blows. I really have a thing for black gilrs so if any of Quixotics readers are black and single holla at me.


Scott June 3, 2009 at 11:37

I try not to argue veganism its a personal choice for me based on what I’ve studied and how I feel and what I’ve studied tells me its not healthy to eat meat or animal products especially the way it is produced today.


Scott June 3, 2009 at 11:41

Nice brian you truly have no verbal filter and sorry for all the typos and errors I chime in from my crackberry


Scott June 3, 2009 at 11:42

And why do you want to see topless men I know I have some pretty big jugs but WTF


BRIAN June 3, 2009 at 11:45

So Scott – you’re married to a male? Do you eat his meat?


Scott June 3, 2009 at 11:48

It was a typo don’t get excited


BRIAN June 3, 2009 at 11:52

too late


nicole June 3, 2009 at 12:12

until I spoke to Ted after TEN YEARS I never, ever even thought to mention to anybody that I was an approved member of M*^s@. Is this where people come to talk about it? Admit it?

Don’t go by me, I broke a shoelace this morning. Then again, if you haven’t slept, do you have the right to say “this morning”. Is there a difference really? It’s just one long span…

I quote Primus. “That’s the thing about the weekends when you’re unemployed, they don’t mean quite so much….at least you get to hang out with your working friends.”

PS – TED! I’ll be back to terrorize the Tri-State from the 9th to the 16th of this month. So either get excited or find a backyard bomb-shelter leftover from the 60s. (Where in the hell did that come from? Ah, Insomnia Me, how I’ve missed you…)


Tomers June 3, 2009 at 13:00

Wow, I was just fishing when I suggested that blog post, I didn’t realize you had a story ready to go!

Hey, Ted, have you tried putting an ad on craigslist? I hear people have been getting arrested for various lewd things as a result of craigslist ads. I don’t hear about anything lewd happening to you via eHarmony or Yahoo! Personals, so it sounds like craigslist is the way to go!

PS I’d like to be member #1 of the Inappropriate Brian fan club. Heh heh heh, I said “member”. I encourage Inappropriate Brian to post one inappropriate comment for every one of Ted’s posts.


Cheryl June 4, 2009 at 07:13

Damn. Always late to the party. *sulk*


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