…or “ISO Female Hiking Partner for Sex in the Woods.”
I’m looking for a woman in good shape who owns crampons and snowshoes and knows how to sh*t in the woods. Someone capable of climbing mountains, someone who actually enjoys sweating. I’m out there every weekend, looking at the world from the tops of mountains, with that incredible sense of accomplishment and gratitude that follows therefrom.
I’m cool with doing these things by myself, but there’s got to be some hot chick out there doing the same (or similar) things by herself that’s looking for some companionship, too. Hasn’t there? Ach, who knows.
lol – I should probably spend some time on Craigslist, huh? I understand they’ve got a “rants” section, too.
What a great weekend – again. I climbed West Kill Mountain (32/39 for the Catskill 3500 Club) on Saturday morning. Took a shower and a nap and then catered Saturday night. Home by 12:30 and in bed maybe an hour later. A couple of pings on eHarmony, but that effin “guided communication” is so slow. Three days for a response and I lose interest – probably because it seems like she’s lost interest. I just don’t have time to screw around and play games. I’m interested, you’re interested, let’s f*ck and see what happens.
Did I just say that? What I mean is, I’m looking for a serious relationship with a deep emotional connection. And lots of sex. In and out of the woods. But probably not in my car – though it might be fun to try. ;-)
On Sunday I washed my car and put the Thule roof rack on. The Mini actually looks pretty good with it. I need to do a little bit of research about the rack and the car together, but I’ll be purchasing a kayak for it sometime this week. Need to do some research about that too – my cavalier attitude gets me bitten every once in a while.
“When you’ve got the world by the balls, just be careful it doesn’t turn around and bite you.”
And you can quote me on that.